THEME

rossledda:

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Guy on train:

I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me:

*turns up music*

Guy:

I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me:

*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy:

Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy:

Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door:

Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy:

Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady:

*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me:

Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop:

I can make that happen.

Guy:

Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop:

And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train:

*applauds*
chloeswanderlustproject:

Bondi looking amazing as usual 💎